Comments on: The Truth About Jam

By: Monochrome Rainbow

Monochrome Rainbow — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 18:53:42 +0000

I called the mailman in town a postal android today. He gave me a funny look and drove away. I guess postal android must not be the PC term for them anymore.

I will try calling him mail delivery unit tomorrow.

By: Jeri

Jeri — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 18:03:08 +0000

Nathan, maybe your highest-functioning postal androids were recalled to the MIB team to fight a new alien plague, like the one that Jim is sending encoded signals for in his woodwork as we speak.

By: Nathan

Nathan — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:24:43 +0000

Janiece,

Jim and I have a competition going for “Worst Post Office in North America”. I’m sure I’ll see it in the next day or so, but I’ll let you know.

By: Janiece

Janiece — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:01:29 +0000

Shawn, I’m glad you guys are enjoying it.

Nathan, let me know if it doesn’t arrive by the end of the week. I mailed the boxes at the same time, so it should be there!

By: Nathan

Nathan — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:33:36 +0000

I was going to tell Janiece yesterday that I haven’t gotten my jam yet, but then I told myself to exercise a little bit of patience. But you’ve got yours and I’m pretty sure distance mailed isn’t that significant of an issue when it comes to delivery time. (They use airplanes and stuff, I’m told.)

Now, I’m just jealous and craving.

By: Shawn Powers

Shawn Powers — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 01:58:24 +0000

Well, barring some Smucker’s marketing campaign that I’m unaware of — I’d have to say no…

Janiece, however, sometimes gives jam away to quick commenters. She’s teh hawsome.

By: Crataw Elmup

Crataw Elmup — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 01:50:47 +0000

Will we all get a jar of jam for posting a comment here?