Monthly Archives: December, 2008
Proper Candy Cane Technique
As the president of the NCCAoA (National Candy Cane Association of America), I feel a public service message is in order. Considering the season, it’s very likely candy canes are being improperly consumed. The following is the only acceptable consumption technique: 1) Broken candy canes are an abomination, and must be discarded immediately. Just because [...]
You Can Make My Wife Dress Funny
Well, to be completely honest, that part is already happening (no, I’m not being mean: bear with me). Many of you know Donna (my wife) works in the library at the school. One of the things she’s been doing is trying to get more books into the library. Many books, especially newer releases, are in [...]
And How Are You?
Well I’m glad you asked. The blog-o-meter currently shows that my life is hectic to the point of non-posting. It’s been a long time since I’ve been this neglectful to blog. I could claim, “It’s my blog, I can do what I want!” But that would be a lie, because you see I rather like [...]
Stuff They Said