Maybe you like corn.
Or soy beans.
Or John Scalzi
Or the occasional pig farm.
Or maybe it’s just on your way to somewhere.
Whatever your reason, I’ll tell you why I’M going to Ohio:
And in the words of Levar Burton, don’t take my word for it — come see for yourself!!! It’s free, it’s nerdy, and it’s so cool even me being a keynote speaker can’t ruin it. See you there?