Deep Thoughts, by Shawn Powers

If drywall gets wet, do you call it wetwall?

I think a cat tongue would be really great for eating ice cream.

I like gummy bears.

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14 thoughts on “Deep Thoughts, by Shawn Powers

  1. Shawn, you are totally awesome!

    Okay, my big question: if the plural of “mouse” is “mice” and “louse” is “lice,” then why aren’t there suburban neighborhoods full of split-level hice? And of the plural of “goose” is “geese,” how come we never read about Jim seeing procreating meese in his driveway? Huh? Huh?

  2. Oh, come on now Eric…everyone that ever watched Captain Kangaroo knows the plural of moose is meese!!

  3. I love all gummy candy. Everyone knows that to make a candy better just gummieniz it.

    Example:
    Life Savers=Good
    Gummy Life Savers = Better

    And to improve any gummy candy make it sour.

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