Every time I return a rented DVD, I look forlorn and slightly sheepish as I tell the clerk, “I’m really sorry, but I didn’t have a chance to rewind the movies…”
It’s funny approximately 1 time. But that doesn’t stop me from repeating often. 
Silly Things I Do, #1
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And if the clerk is under 21, it probably isn’t even funny once…
Does your wife actually stand next to you when you say this?
Just curious.
Again, it took once. Now, I usually return them solo.
Run into anyone yet who doesn’t know what “rewind” means?
heheh — not yet, but up here, half the people still *use* VHS.
I go to a restaurant and am put on the waiting list. Later, “Tom, party of one?” I say, “Doesn’t sound like much of a party, does it?”
Probably wasn’t funny even once, but that doesn’t stop me.
Waiting (a long time) for a seat at a restaurant, we heard, “Donner, party of eight”
To which I replied, “Donner, party of seven. Donner, party of six. Donner, party of five…”
And Shawn, I am completely unsurprised that you wife no longer comes to the video store with you. My husband feels that way about me sometimes.
See, that would be endearing in a romantic comedy!