Silly Things I Do, #1

Every time I return a rented DVD, I look forlorn and slightly sheepish as I tell the clerk, “I’m really sorry, but I didn’t have a chance to rewind the movies…”

It’s funny approximately 1 time. But that doesn’t stop me from repeating often. ;)

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8 comments

John the Scientist:
 1 

And if the clerk is under 21, it probably isn’t even funny once…

February 23rd, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Michelle K:
 2 

Does your wife actually stand next to you when you say this?

Just curious.

February 23rd, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Shawn Powers:
 3 

Again, it took once. Now, I usually return them solo. ;)

February 23rd, 2008 at 2:52 pm
MWT:
 4 

Run into anyone yet who doesn’t know what “rewind” means?

February 23rd, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Shawn Powers:
 5 

heheh — not yet, but up here, half the people still *use* VHS.

February 23rd, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Tom:
 6 

I go to a restaurant and am put on the waiting list. Later, “Tom, party of one?” I say, “Doesn’t sound like much of a party, does it?”

Probably wasn’t funny even once, but that doesn’t stop me.

February 23rd, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Michelle K:
 7 

Waiting (a long time) for a seat at a restaurant, we heard, “Donner, party of eight”

To which I replied, “Donner, party of seven. Donner, party of six. Donner, party of five…”

And Shawn, I am completely unsurprised that you wife no longer comes to the video store with you. My husband feels that way about me sometimes.

February 23rd, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Kate Baker:
 8 

See, that would be endearing in a romantic comedy!

February 23rd, 2008 at 6:00 pm

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