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From what I hear, Chuck Palahniuk stalkers fans can be pretty frightening–you might want to stay away from book signings. And denying you’re him isn’t going to do you a damn bit of good, they’ll just wink and nod because they’ve all read Fight Club and think you’re doing a thing. My suggestion is you don’t try to negotiate, just run. Don’t look back. Don’t stop to catch your breath. Just flee. Like your life depends upon it. Because it might. They might decide having a dismantled Chuck Palahniuk in their refrigerators is totally Palahniukian, and a fake Chuck Palahniuk even more Palahniukian.
I gotta agree with Eric re: the Chuck Palahniuk thing. He’s a scary guy, and I don’t like to have you associated with him. Maybe you could wear makeup or something (or he could)? I’m going to hope his fans never see your face…
#1 by Pete on June 30th, 2008
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You and Jon Stewart…wow.
#2 by carlie on June 30th, 2008
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I think you look a little like Jon Stewart too!
#3 by Janiece on June 30th, 2008
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Donald Rumsfeld? Oh, Shawn…say it ain’t so.
Please.
#4 by Shawn Powers on June 30th, 2008
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I was thinking, “William Shatner… no WONDER Wil Wheaton doesn’t return my emails.”
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#5 by Random Michelle K on June 30th, 2008
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William Shatner? Donald Rumsfeld? (shudder)
Good thing you have Jon Stewart to offset them.
#6 by Jeri on June 30th, 2008
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Mmmm… Shatner. You, too, could act really badly on the bridge of the Enterprise, and get all the chicks too!
#7 by Kate Baker on June 30th, 2008
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*does a happy dance* I got Nicole Kidman!
Shawn, I’m really surprised you didn’t get Mike Rowe.
Don’t feel bad about the girl in your circle either, Pete kept getting Shirley Temple.
#8 by kimby on June 30th, 2008
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The last time i did this I think that most of my matches were men. I am going to have to try it again!
(and I agree with the jon stewart pic)
#9 by Eric on June 30th, 2008
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From what I hear, Chuck Palahniuk stalkers fans can be pretty frightening–you might want to stay away from book signings. And denying you’re him isn’t going to do you a damn bit of good, they’ll just wink and nod because they’ve all read Fight Club and think you’re doing a thing. My suggestion is you don’t try to negotiate, just run. Don’t look back. Don’t stop to catch your breath. Just flee. Like your life depends upon it. Because it might. They might decide having a dismantled Chuck Palahniuk in their refrigerators is totally Palahniukian, and a fake Chuck Palahniuk even more Palahniukian.
#10 by Vince on June 30th, 2008
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Celebrity look-alikes.
Be afraid. be very afraid.
#11 by Carrie on July 1st, 2008
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This is awesome!! I don’t get the Japanese guy in there though. You don’t look Japanese….or dooooo youuuuu??
#12 by Nancy on July 2nd, 2008
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While I was not unhappy to get both Audrey Hepburn and Alicia Silverstone the Johnny Knoxville match just didn’t make my day. sigh.
#13 by Camron on July 7th, 2008
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I gotta agree with Eric re: the Chuck Palahniuk thing. He’s a scary guy, and I don’t like to have you associated with him. Maybe you could wear makeup or something (or he could)? I’m going to hope his fans never see your face…
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