The Brain of Shawn

A coworker at my last part-time job was pretty short and she said she was “fun sized”. I don’t know how she compares on a fun-o-meter versus someone of average height.

Here’s an oldy but goody. Why is there braille on a drive up ATM?

If one found oneself outside and naked in the dead of winter and he/she had to pass gas, would it look like a cloud of condensed air, similar to when one exhales in cold temperatures? (I have no compulsion to test this, just something to ponder.)

Why is there a sign at the drive thru McDonalds that says “Picture and Braille menus available”?

Why don’t more bathrooms have changing rooms in the MEN’S ROOM? It’s not always the woman’s job (thank gawd mine are all potty trained and butt wiping themselves)

Why are there only one antimonopolyoffice?

Shawn,

You probably have a loose or stripped wire under the hood attaching to your windshield wipers, which is why they’re shorting out when it gets wet.

Electrical tape–assuming you can find the right wire(s)–is your friend.

You may also want to check because their might be other potential issues, and headlights that short out would be a Very Bad Thing.

Proof that language was mostly created by men:

A misanthrope hates all mankind.
A misogynist hates women.

Where’s the word for a man-hater?

This is neither a pun, nor a paradox, nor irony, but…

every time you go to plug in a USB, you have a 50/50 shot at putting it in the right way. I never get it right the first time. Never!

thats big city thing, I think the computer does that to me on purpose!

Yes, those jug handles are all over New Jersey.

And I prefer the Bib City reference.