Deep Thoughts, by Shawn Powers

If drywall gets wet, do you call it wetwall?

I think a cat tongue would be really great for eating ice cream.

I like gummy bears.

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14 Comments to "Deep Thoughts, by Shawn Powers"

  1. January 14, 2010 - 7:33 pm | Permalink

    42!

  2. January 14, 2010 - 7:33 pm | Permalink

    No?

  3. January 14, 2010 - 7:34 pm | Permalink

    I like gummy bears too.

  4. January 14, 2010 - 7:41 pm | Permalink
  5. January 14, 2010 - 7:44 pm | Permalink

    42!

    Yes, but what’s the question.

  6. January 14, 2010 - 7:45 pm | Permalink

    Shawn, you are totally awesome!

    Okay, my big question: if the plural of “mouse” is “mice” and “louse” is “lice,” then why aren’t there suburban neighborhoods full of split-level hice? And of the plural of “goose” is “geese,” how come we never read about Jim seeing procreating meese in his driveway? Huh? Huh?

  7. jorge's Gravatar jorge
    January 14, 2010 - 7:52 pm | Permalink

    Wet drywall = there goes your weekend.

  8. January 14, 2010 - 7:54 pm | Permalink

    Pet rocks.

  9. January 14, 2010 - 11:08 pm | Permalink

    Eric — you hurt my head.

    Chia pets.

  10. January 15, 2010 - 8:23 am | Permalink

    Mmm, gummy bears. nom nom nom nom

  11. WendyB_09's Gravatar WendyB_09
    January 15, 2010 - 11:56 pm | Permalink

    Oh, come on now Eric…everyone that ever watched Captain Kangaroo knows the plural of moose is meese!!

  12. January 16, 2010 - 11:08 am | Permalink

    I love all gummy candy. Everyone knows that to make a candy better just gummieniz it.

    Example:
    Life Savers=Good
    Gummy Life Savers = Better

    And to improve any gummy candy make it sour.

  13. January 17, 2010 - 11:50 am | Permalink

    Not a fan of gummy bears. The worms really creep me out.

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