While driving, my audiobook is interrupted by a phone call from my wife. (All hands free, for those concerned)
Donna: Twitter doesn’t give me enough characters to write the school’s entire name in the “Full Name” field when I try to create an account.
Me: How close is it?
Donna: “Harbor Light Christi”
Me: Hmm… How about “Harbor Light HLCS?”
Donna: That fits, cool! Thanks!
Me: No problem. What’s the username?
Me: What? That’s a horrible username…
Donna: That’s what it suggested.
Me: But… It’s horrible! Make it something like @HLCS or if that’s take @HLCS_Swordsmen
Donna: Oh that’s much better, and it’s not taken, cool!
Me: That’s worse than “harborlight3″, what’s wrong with @HLCS_Swordsmen?
Donna: No, that’s the password I used.
Me: YOU SAID IT OUT LOUD?!??!?!
Donna: Well yes, but only to you on the phone.
Me: But, what if someone overheard you?
Donna: How would they know what I was talking about? You didn’t even know, and I was talking to you!
Me: Still, doesn’t it cause you pain to say a password OUT LOUD?
Donna: Um, no…
Me: Wait… Wait… Did you say it out loud while you were WRITING IT ON PAPER?
Donna: Of course! I have to write it down so I can read it when I need to log in!
Me: You know I’m a system administrator and trainer, and that I deal with computer security every day, right?
Donna: So you’re gonna hack me?
Me: I don’t think I can talk to you anymore.