Silly Things I Do, #1

Every time I return a rented DVD, I look forlorn and slightly sheepish as I tell the clerk, “I’m really sorry, but I didn’t have a chance to rewind the movies…”

It’s funny approximately 1 time. But that doesn’t stop me from repeating often. 😉

8 thoughts on “Silly Things I Do, #1

  1. I go to a restaurant and am put on the waiting list. Later, “Tom, party of one?” I say, “Doesn’t sound like much of a party, does it?”

    Probably wasn’t funny even once, but that doesn’t stop me.

  2. Waiting (a long time) for a seat at a restaurant, we heard, “Donner, party of eight”

    To which I replied, “Donner, party of seven. Donner, party of six. Donner, party of five…”

    And Shawn, I am completely unsurprised that you wife no longer comes to the video store with you. My husband feels that way about me sometimes.

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